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Q- why did swami run away?

A-Because swami asked Arnab Goswami his surname

Teacher- Raju beta, how do we plant a Banyan tree?
Raju- take a banyan and plant it. 

 Once a plane landed in Bangalore
Santa- Balle balle, Bangalore Aaya. 
AirHostess- Be silent 
Santa- Alle alle, angalore aaya. 

Once Circuit was writing his father's name on the bulb 
Munna- Hey what are you doing?
Circuit- Main papa ka naam roshan kar raha hun. 

One Santah was frying a metal on a pan.

Banta – Hey santah what are you doing?

Santah- I am roasting a metal.